可乐的《非诚勿扰》英文版征婚启事

　　要说09年的哪部贺岁电影最火，冯导的电影《非诚勿扰》那是当之无愧啊！看过这部电影被冯氏幽默所吸引！不知道大家感想如何？我曾对《非诚勿扰》这个短语的英文翻译有所质疑。电影的官方翻译是if you are the one，也有的干脆用拼音Fei Cheng Wu Rao,听了总觉得那个别扭， 直译成No Sincerity, No Disturbing 怎样？呵呵！不谈这个了来看看 《非诚勿扰》中的征婚英语吧！先送上各位小诗一首：

　　逆流而上

　　路阻且长

　　所谓伊人

　　非诚勿扰

　　go upstream

　　hard and long

　　right the one

　　hearty or none

　　他的征婚启事是这么写的：

　　Here's his announcement looking for a bride.

　　你要想找一帅哥就别来了，你要想找一钱包就别见了，硕士学历以上的免谈，上海女人免谈，女企业家免谈（小商小贩除外），省得咱们互相都会失望。刘德华和阿汤哥那种财貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的，当然我也没有做诺丁山的梦。您要真是一仙女我也接不住，没期待您长得更画报封面一样看一眼就魂飞魄散。外表时尚，内心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，要是多少还有点儿婉约那就更靠谱了。心眼儿别太多岁数别太小，允许时常有不切实际的想入非非，但三句话就能给轰回现实还不气脑顶多有点儿难为情地咧嘴一笑就该干吗干吗去了。我喜欢会叠衣服的女人，每次洗完烫平叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样。说得够具体了吧。

　　If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet,don't reply;If you hold a Master's degree or higher, not possible;girls born in Shanghai, not possible;female entrepreneurs（except small business hawker）, not possible, so that we don't waste each other's hope。 The Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, ,who are both wealthy and good-looking, would not make an announcement looking for you. Surely, I don't expect a Notting Hill story either. Even if you're indeed an angle, I won't be able to handle you---I don't expect that you looks like that girl on the magazine cover, just one look crushing people's souls。An averge person, with outside stylishness and inside conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do, even better if you're beautifully shy. You need not to play too many tricks or be too young, from time to time, you're allowed to have unrealistic dreams, but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angry--a little embarassed grin at most,and then do what you ought to do. I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from stores. It cannot be more specific than this, can it?